Jewellry isn't just for women, you know. The more enlightened of us will know the enhancing features of "man jewellry": a fine watch, beautiful cufflinks, a single ring, a leather fob in the style of Australian surfers...

And so, it is with this in mind that I bring you "puppy jewellry", courtesy of my good friend, CrystalWebs. Remember, you heard it here first: metrosexuality is now officially passé. And puppy is the new urban chic.