Forgoing Bratworst

The opportunity for an international jet-setter trip arose today, a flight to Germany, the home of bratworst, das Land meiner Traüme... But, today, I also heard of what happens to cats when they're left unattended for a week. They unscrew all the lightbulbs and replace them with red ones:



They raid the catnip cupboard and get stoned:



And and they stick out their tongues at one another when they quarrel about food.



Have you ever seen anything so utterly, utterly barbaric?